I've got a gal who's mighty sweet

I've got a gal who's mighty sweet,
Big blue eyes and tiny feet.
Her name is Rosabell McGee
And she tips the scales at three-oh-three.

Oh gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat
That when you go to hug her,
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug a place and chalk a mark to see where you began.

One day I was a huggin' and a chalkin'
and a chalkin' and a huggin' away,
When I met another fellow with some chalk in his hand
Comin' around the other way
Over the mountain, across the great divide.