(enough with the comic-book hero titles)
20,000 Leaks Under the Sea (or Leeks, for that matter)
Planet of the Tapes (the Blockbuster Saga)
Children of the Porn
Harry Porter and the Sorcerer's Scone
Gone with the Wink (Sarah Palin's political future)
For Whom the Belt Tolls (a study of American obesity)
That's all for now, but shouldn't this be in "BS Threads" (unless someone quickly adds some folksong titles or band names or suchlike)?