Here's some playground songs that me and my friends used to do ALL the time:

Teacher, Teacher I dispare,
I can see your underwear,
are they black or are they white,
Oh my gosh they're dynamite!

Kick the tables kick the chairs,
kick the school boys down the stairs,
give the boys a kiss on the lips,
then run off with the dinner chips!

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Get someone else to make this work.

The overall clapping rythmn is left hand up (palm facing down) and right hand down (palm facing up) then clap hands with your partner still with the same hand pattern. Then do it again but with your right hand up and palm facing down and left hand down palm facing up, then clap your hands together and keep repeating.


Miss Muff (clap clap clap)
Miss Muff (clap clap clap)
Miss Muff from California,
Sitting on the bench,
learning French,
watching the clock go,
Tick Tock, (put hands together and move them side to side)
Tick Tock, (put hands together and move them side to side)
Curly Wurly, (hand spin)
Tick Tock,
Tick Tock,
Curly Wurly!
A,B,C,D,E,F,G (clap hands in time with saying Alhpabet)
Wipe those cobwebs off your knees, (wipe knees like the song cha cha slide when he says "Hand's on your knees")

The girls in spain washing kinickers down the drain, (look like your scrubbing)
And the boys in France do the hula hula dance, (hula dance)
And the dance they do is enough to tie a shoe, (point to shoe)
And the shoe they tie is enough to tell a lie, (look like you're telling someone off)
And the lie they tell is enough to ring a bell, (look like you're ringing a bell)
And the bell they ring goes "Ding-A-Ling- A-Ling!"

Hope they brighten up your day!