Ah - must be getting near Christmas again!! We three Beatles of Liverpool are John in a taxi, George in a car Paul on a scooter blowing his hooter Following Ringo Starr ____________________ Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robins gone away Catwoman lost her knickers on the M6 motorway _________________ We three kings of Orient are, trying to smoke this Hamlet cigar It was loaded... it exploded.... BANG We two kings of orient etc....BANG I'm a king from Orient far, trying to smoke etc.... BANG........................... SILENT NIGHT ___________________ Our condoms are the very best , the very best that's made They come in several sizes both of leather and of suede They don't give much protection 'cause our staff are underpaid But we guarantee both comfort and joy, comfort and joy Yes we guaranteed both comfort and joy ________________________ Comfort and Joy to you all! Dave
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