Sinstull & Spaw:
Listen to the thunder, hear the winds roar. Hurricane's a-comin', board up the door Load up the cannon, call out the law. Worstest calamity that folks ever saw. Girls run and hide, brave men shiver, I'm Mike Fink, king of the river.
(CHORUS) Oh, he's a ring-tailed roarer and a double alligator. Oh, he's a doggone bully and a real big populator. Oh, you'd better watch your step, he'll spit right in your eye, He's gonna live forever; he's too mean to die.