There once was a man name of Arden,
Who got a blow-job in a garden.
He said, "My dear Flo,
Where does that stuff go?"
And she said, [Gulp!] "Beg pardon?"
There once were two maidens from Birmingham,
And this is the scandal concerning 'em:
They lifted the frock,
And sucked on the cock
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em.
If I can recall any more, I'll post 'em.