The moon shone on the village pump It also shone on Nell Was she waiting for her lover Was she bloody hell Along came dirty dick, the captain of a lugger, he wasn't fit to shovel shit from one deck to another He took her to a wayside which wasn't very lawful and when he took his trousers down the stink was bloody awful He laid her on a barber's bench His d**k as balck as charcoal He f*****d till her tits were blue and sparks flew out her a***hole
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