A surprise, you ask, for your Christmas cheer,
A surprise, you ask, and your Santa does hear!
From the North Pole to Aussie-land is a loooong way,
But your gift will be coming, on Christmas Day!
Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen!
On Comet! On Cu... what? Yes, we are going to Australia.
On Comet! On Cu... Yes, that is very far from the North Pole.
On Comet! On Cu... Yes, Cupid, it will be summer there. Very good.
One Comet! On Cupid! On... Hey, where'd everybody go?
Your Very Own Santa