Just for the sake of completeness (some hope!) there is also a Bristol version :- I am a jolly roving blade, they call me Jack of All Trades, I always take my chief delight in kissing of the fair maids. To the city of Bristol I set out to seek a situation for tradesmen rare I do declare are the flower of the nation. CH I am a roving Jack, a roving Jack of all trades, and if you want to know my name, call me Jack of All Trades. When into Corn Street first I came I there became a porter, I with my master soon fell out and cut acquaintance shorter. In Merchant Street a broker was, in Redcliffe Street a turner, I then to Lawrence Hill removed and there was a lime burner. On John's Steps I a barber was and polished up their faces, a teacher then in Park Street School to teach the children graces. In Gloucester Lane a carrier was, in the The Friars was a baker, in Maudlin Lane a mason was where I did tombstones make sir. In Mitchell Lane a chimneysweep, in Wine Street was a draper, and then to Clare Street next I came and set up a trunk maker. In Nelson Street had a timber yard, there I sold boards and planks, in Bullpaunch Lane a butcher was and sold sirloins and flanks. In the High Street was a watchmaker of which I've often boasted, I then removed to Lewins Mead, sold mutton raw and roasted. In Brick Street kept a lodging-house, sold matches, pins and laces, and thought no sin to take all in whether black or white their faces. In Temple Street a pawnbroker and money to lend was willing - bring me your coat that's worth two pound and I'll lend you six shilling. So now farewell amd fond adieu, a roving life I've led, I must away to Durdham Down, a maiden for to wed. I suppose Durdham Down was a place to find prostitutes in the old days. You can't now, of course.
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