Doesterr -

In that case, you might want to learn the Irish Rovers' "Wasn't That a Party?" for future use -

"Could have been the whiskey
Might have been the gin
Could have been the 3 or 4 sixpacks, I don't know
But look at the mess I'm in
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die
Tell me, me, oh, me, oh, my
Wasn't that a party?"

They do it a little too C&W for my taste, but it's funny nevertheless.