A great philosopher once wrote
"Naughty, naughty, very naughty"
Ha ha ha ha ha

There's a guy in the place
He's got a bittersweet face
And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
His friends call him Eezer
And he is the main geezer
And he'll vibe about the place Like no other man could

He's refined, sublime,
He makes you feel fine
Though very much maligned and misunderstood
But if you know Eezer
He's a real crowd pleaser
He's ever so good, he's Ebeneezer Goode

You can see that he's mischievious,
Mysterious and devious
As he circulates amongst the people in the place
But once you know he's fun
And something of a genius
He gives a grin that grows around From face to face to face

Backwards and then forwards,
Forwards and then backwards
Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in
That's about the time the crowd
All shout the name of Eezer
As he's gotcha in the corner, Laughing by the bass bin

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

Has anybody got any veras?
Lovely
Ya ha ha ha ha
Ya ha ha ha ha
A great philosopher once wrote
"Naughty, naughty, very naughty"
Ha ha ha ha ha

Ebeneezer Goode, leading light of the scene
Know what I mean - see He created the vibe,
He takes you for a ride and as if by design
The party ignites like he's comin' alive

He takes you to the top,
Shakes you all around
Then back down, you know as he gets mellow
Then as smooth as the groove
That is making you move
He glides into your mind with a sunny "Hello!"

A gentleman of leisure,
He's there for your pleasure
But go easy on old Eezer; he's the love you could lose
Extraordinary fellow,
Like Mr. Punchinello
He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused

When you're in town
And Ebeneezer is around
You can sense a presence In the sound of the crowd
He gets them all at it,
The party starts rocking
The people get excited it's time to shout loud

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

Ya ha ha ha
Ya ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha
Wicked

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode