I `ad that Mo`ammed in my cab the other day. `e looked like `e`d got all the troubles of the world on `is shoulders and `is turban was coming all un-done. `e`d just come back fom one of those big parties they `ave in Mecca with all the mullahs and muftis.
I said, "Where to, Mo?"
`e said, " Wootton Bassett to that march that my lot`s `olding. They`re wasting their time there. I wanna get `em all marching around Pakistan. The carnage them El Quaeda are doing out there makes the U.N. Coalition look like a Boy Scouts` outing!!"
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