Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors? Are women who make sandwiches buttresses? And if they make chicken sandwiches are they flying buttresses? Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? How come to falsify a document is to doctor it, but to verify it is to vet it? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why is "bra" singular and "knickers" plural?
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