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sheba Jokes about Musicians (110* d) RE: Jokes about Musicians 18 Aug 00

At the very last minute, a guy is looking for some musicians to play his New Year's Eve party. Everyone is booked...except for a duo: an accordionist and banjo player. In desperation, he books them. On New Year's Eve, the duo walks into the room, instruments in hand. Everyone is prepared for the worst New Year's Eve ever. However, much to everyone's surprise, the duo turns out to be a great hit.

At the end of the evening the host asks if he can book them for next New Year's Eve. "Sure, great," the players reply. "Hey," says the banjo player, "can we leave our instruments here?"

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