Well, in that case... Q. Who is the shortest man in the Bible? A. Bildad the Shuhite. Q. How do we know that Moses wore a wig? A. Sometimes he was seen with Aaron, sometimes without. And no less than five Scriptural constipation cases are recognized (surely you've heard the song?): 1. Cain, he was not Abel. 2. Moses, he took the tablets. 3. Balaam, he could not move his ass. 4. Samson, he brought the house down. 5. Solomon, he sat for 40 years.
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