I `ad that P.C. Plod in my cab the other night dressed in plain clothes although you could still tell `es a copper by `is size 14 shoes.
I said, " Evening all. You out and about looking for druggers then?"
`e said, " Nah Jim. I`ve been seconded to the Folk Song Division. We been `earing reports of banned songs being done in them Folk Clubs. Could you take me to that Traditions Club up the Charing Cross Road please?"
I said, " Gor blimey. They aint been doing them "Wild Rover" and "Fields of Athenry " again, `ave they?"
`e said, "Nah Jim. They `ve been taking the piss. That Bob Davenport `as been doing "The Laughing Policeman!!"

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