"...can be told apart by feel." It's one of the main reason we don't have women on any of our dollar bills. Besides the obvious and embarrassing-at-the-wrong-time experience of -- in public, no less -- feeling a woman to check the denomination, and getting....er...stimulated, the dilemma is compounded by the proximity of a man's pockets to the rising problem. And it raises all kinds of strange observations: Like becoming a nation of straight men getting sexually aroused by feeling "Bills". "Feeling Bill's what?" "Hey, cowboy, you just counting your denominations, or are you happy to see me?"
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