SD, I'm not a Glaswegian, I'm a Doonhamer living, for the moment, in Dublin. I don't think LJC is mocking Glaswegians, I see no malice in any of his postings. I've never heard a Glaswegian say he's from Glasca, but I am prepared to bow to your greater experience in this area. In the last line LJC states that the translation posted is being read out in many churches back home (I know that bit's tongue -in-cheek). I object to the fact that he suggests the Scotsmen speak in his fashion of pigeon broad scots. It's the tartan buscuit tin syndrom. What's next LJC bring back Charlie and kill all the English..........I don't think so.