Here are the lyrics I didn't have handy this morning.
"Send Me To Glory in a Glad Bag" - Don & Mim Carlson/Steve Mason
People tell me I ought to save my money so that I could be layed away in style In a walnut box with all the fancy trimmin' Vacuum sealed to keep me fresh awhile But...
(chorus:) Send me to glory in a Glad bag Don't waste a fancy coffin on my bones Just put me out on the curb next Tuesday Let the sanitation local bear me home
Sell all my worldly possessions and buy yourself a case or two of Pabst Let the empties be my memorial tombstone Engraven with this epitaph
(chorus)
If I should die upon the eve of Christmas just place my baggie by the Christmas tree And when the children; they open all their goodies The big surprise would be the death of me
(chorus)
But maybe I am not bound for glory but to that other place I would not choose and if it seems that I'm headed in that direction then an oven bag would be the thing to use
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