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GUEST,Ryan123 Lyr Req: Did You Ever Get a Ride (on a tractor) (16) ADD Version:Did You Ever Get a Ride (on a tractor) 12 May 10


DID YOU EVER GET A RIDE (ON A TRACTOR)

Did you ever get a ride, did you ever get a ride, did you ever get a ride on a tractor?
No I never got a ride, no I never got a ride, no I never got a ride on a tractor.

Did you ever get it in, did you ever get it in, did you ever get it inside out?
No I never got it in, no I never got it in, no I never got it inside out.

Did you ever get a feel, did you ever get a feel, did you ever get a feel of a fiver?
No I never got a feel, no I never got a feel, no I never got a feel of a fiver.

Did you ever get your whole, did you ever get your whole, did you ever get your whole week's wages?
No I never got me whole, no I never got me whole, no I never got my whole weeks wages.

Did you ever get your ride, did you ever get your ride, did you ever get your ride on the tractor?
No I never got my ride, no I never got my ride, no I never got my ride on the tractor.

Did you ever get it up, did you ever get it up, did you ever get it upside down?
No I never got it up, no I never got it up, no I never got it upside down.

Did you ever see a crack, did you ever see a crack, did you ever see a crack in a window?
No I never seen a crack, no I never seen a crack, no I never seen a crack in the window.

Did you ever get a lick, did you ever get a lick, did you ever get a lick of a lolly?
No I never got a lick, no I never got a lick, no I never got a lick of a lolly

Did you ever pull your balls, did you ever pull your balls, did you ever pull your balls at bingo?
No I never pulled my balls, no I never pulled my balls, no I never pulled my balls at bingo.

Did you ever get your ride, did you ever get your ride, did you ever get your ride on the tractor?
No I never got my ride, no I never got my ride, no I never got my ride on the tractor.

Have you ever seen a cock, you ever seen a cock, you ever seen a cocktail sausage?
No i never seen a cock, never seen a cock, never seen a cocktail sausage.

Did you ever see a cunt, ever see a cunt, ever see a country farmer?
No i never seen a cunt, never seen a cunt, never seen a country farmer.


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