from Girl Scout Camp Windigo, near Muncie, Indiana 1970 or so)


The horses run around, their feet are on the ground
Who will wind the clock while Im a-way a-way

A snake's belt slips, because he has no hips
And his waistline is just below his necktie, his necktie.

Looking through a knothole in father's wooden leg
Why'd they build the sea so near the ocean, the ocean

Go get the axe, theirs a hair on baby's chest
And who cut the sleeves off father's vest? His vest

She spanked her with a shingle and made her panties tingle
Because she hit her little baby brother, her brother

Go get the Lysterine, Sister wants a beau
And we hope that grandma's teeth will soon fit Janie, fit Janie

Looking through a window, a second-story window
I slipped and sprained my eyebrow on the pavement, the pavement

We feed our baby garlic so we can find him in the dark
and a boy's best friend is his mother, his mother!