I `ad this big bloke in my cab today with all `is arms bare, covered in them red and blue tattoos. `e `ad a copy of "The Daily Telegraph" in `is `and and `e looked well despondent.
`e said, "Quick Jim, can you get me to that anti-tattooist up Notting `ill. I`ve gotta get shot of these"
I said, " What`s up with `em then. They look quite pretty?"
`e said, "There`s a bit in today`s rag on the Comment page about some geezer `oo `ad "local pig" done on `is arm in Chinese writing and probably didn`t realize it. I `ad mine done in some cheapo dive in `ong Kong. I dread to think what `es put on mine!!"
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