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Tony in Sweden BS: Words of Wisdom (94* d) RE: BS: Words of Wisdom 07 Sep 00

A few more that spring to mind....

As usefull as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

As thick as shit in the neck of a bottle.

As bright as two O'clock in the morning.

A face like a hen laying razors.

A face like a skittery hippen ( soiled nappy/daiper)

A face like a wet night looking for a dry mornin'

A face like a bag o bruised fruit.

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