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GUEST,Steve ex RE	Lyr Req: How I loves My Mother In Law (43)	Lyr Add: HOW I LOVE MY MOTHER IN LAW	12 Jul 10
I think this is the one you were lookimg for: How I Love My Mother in Law One night in gay Paree I paid five francs to see A great big fat lady Tattooed from head to knee Upon her jaw was a British Man-o-war So I paid five francs more And on her lilly white tits, tits, tits Were a pair of battle ships, ships, ships And up and down her spine Was the Royal Engineers in line On her back there was the Union Jack, So I paid five francs more to see her big fat bum Where she had a piacture of the rising sun sun sun sun And on her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE" How I love her, Oh I love her And I love my mother in law. I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a fucking great whore She nags me day and night I can't do fuck all right She's bald, she's bandy But she makes my cock feel randy! How I love her, How I love her How I love my Mother-in-law I love my wife (yes I do, Yes I do) I love the hole She psses through. And her big brown arsehole too I love her tits (tiddley its, tiddley its) and her big round fucking hips I'd eat her sht with a rusty spoon (rusty spoon, rusty spoon) But her mother'll be here soon And She's bald, she's bandy But she makes my cock feel randy! How I love her, How I love her How I love my Mother-in-law I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a fucking great whore She nags me day and night I can't do fuck all right She's bald, she's bandy But she makes my cock feel randy! How I love her, How I love her Tonight I'll grease the stairs, Put tin tacks on the chairs I hope she breaks her back I look so nice in black The insurance comes in handy She's bow-legged knock kneed and bandy, She's coming round to to stay, Pity she's in the familly wa-a-hay (way) And isn't it a pity she's only one titty, But how I love, How I love her How I love my mother in law. I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a fucking great whore She nags me day and night I can't do fuck all right She's bald, she's bandy But she makes my cock feel randy! How I love her, How I love her How I love my Mother-in-law

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