The song is only on 'listen again' till tomorrow. But Humberside radio have sent me a cd so I might try to paste it onto facebook.

Got arround to posting this at last.

What to do in an emergency

War's declared and you don't know the score
there's a documentary on channel four
but for better information    tune into that station
and listen to your local radio.

        Listen to your local radio
        in flood or plague or earthquake you must go
        into your living room   with corny tunes to croon
        and listen to your local radio

The foe are on their way to your home town
you mustn't let the whole thing get you down
don't show them you're fear-y    show them you're still cheery
and listen to your local radio.

There's shortages of water and of food
but rushing to the shops is awful crude
show sophistication    tune into that station
and listen to your local radio.

The house has fallen down around your head
If you still had one you would crawl under the bed
but stiff upper lips are tireless    when you've still got a wireless
and can listen to your local radio.

The three minute warning has been given
to bed for crazy sex you feel quite driven
but more fun's to be had    and things won't feel so bad
if you listen to your local radio.

Jo Drew