I recall the last one as:

The Freshmen Up at Yale Get No Tail

Oh, the freshmen up at Yale get no tail,
Oh, the freshmen up at Yale get no tail,
To relieve their aggravation they resort to masturbation,
Oh, the freshmen up at Yale get no tail.

Oh, the sophomores up at Yale get no tail,
Oh, the sophomores up at Yale get no tail,
To satisfy their yen, they go out with Princeton men,
Oh, the sophomores up at Yale get no tail,

Oh, the juniors up at Yale get no tail,
Oh, the juniors up at Yale get no tail,
So half the freshman class has to take it up the ass,
Oh, the juniors up at Yale get no tail,

Oh, the seniors up at Yale, they get tail,
Oh, the seniors up at Yale, they get tail,
But after 3 long years of guys, women hardly give them a rise,
Oh, the seniors up at Yale, they get tail,

Oh, the co-eds up at Yale, they get tail,
Oh, the co-eds up at Yale, they get tail,
But when you see them on motorbikes, you'll soon know that they're all dykes,
Oh, the co-eds up at Yale, they get tail,

Oh, the coaches up at Yale get no tail,
Oh, the coaches up at Yale get no tail,
Cause after all those Eli years, they're used to dating queers,
Oh, the coaches up at Yale get no tail,

Oh, the professors up at Yale, they get tail,
Oh, the professors up at Yale, they get tail,
When they see a piece of ass, they keep her after class,
Oh, the professors up at Yale, they get tail,

Oh, the president of Yale, he gets tail,
Oh, the president of Yale, he gets tail,
But his wife is so damn frigid, he can hardly keep it rigid,
Oh, the president of Yale, he gets tail.

Oh, the trustees up at Yale need no tail,
Oh, the trustees up at Yale need no tail,
For to obtain their lofty titles, they had to give upi their gen-itles.
Oh, the trustees up at Yale need no tail.