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GUEST,MIck Lyr Req: Poor Blind Nell (bawdy) (38) RE: Lyr Req: Poor Blind Nell (bawdy) 17 Aug 10

The sun shone on the village pump; It also shone on Nell.
Was she waiting for her lover? Was she fuckin' hell.

Along came captain Dugger, the dirty rotten bugger,
He wasn't fit to shovel shit from one ship to another.

He took Nell to a wayside inn, Which really wasn't lawful,
And when he pulled her knickers down the smell was fuckin' awful.

He laid her on a snow-white bed and lengthened out his bargepole
He shagged her 'til her tits were red and her arse was black as charcoal.
He fucked her 'til her tits were blue and sparks flew out her arsehole.

I thought I'd just add this one.

There was a young man from Buckingham
Who stood on a bridge overlooking 'em
He was watching the stunts of the cunts in the punts
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking 'em

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