Centiscreed (still honoring your paws & postings),
Are you bringing out the worst in me?:
"...Thong underwear..." "What's that?" said she. "A Monica flip, of course." said he,
A Monica flip, a Monica flap, The tiniest thing, the skinniest strap,
"Pop!" went the thing on her fat young thigh, - It takes far less to catch that guy's eye -
"Snap!" it sounded on her juicy haunch - And Bubba was off to his usual raunch.
Lov-el-y, lov-el-y, furry and fair, Our pre-zee-dent preyed and swizzled down there.
And where was the wifey? Where was she? The wifey cried, "Foul! Con-speary-assy!"
Certainly NOT Hedy
Monica winked; Our Commander blinked