gnu - That is how I normally sign off, you moron.
Very well, Rapaire, I accept your feeble explanation that that lunatic Hector Ballsworthy is behind the headline you posted. No surprise there. The man has been persecuting this family, and indeed anyone who resides in the upper classes, ever since I can remember. He is beneath contempt. If only there were murderous "Lizard people" taking over society! They would capture master Ballsworthy and sacrifice him hideously on a bloodstained altar. Alas, there are none such. The man is either completely insane or just utterly without any scruples whatsoever. I suspect the latter. No one who is anyone reads his ludicrous journal, but I do surmise that Olive Whatnoll, predictably, does read it. I'm sure she will be quite upset when she sees the new issue.