I was a mere lad of 10 when I found out my parents were very coarse! I had come down for a drink of milk and heard them giggling like schoolkids in the kitchen... Mum: "How did it go?" Dad: Arsehole arsehole our soldiers went to war To piss, to piss, two pistols at their sides Fucking, fucking, for king and queen and all To fight for the old cunt, fight for the old cunt, fight for the old countree!!" Wails of hilarious laughter and I went back to bed without my milk and a much more realstic understanding of my parents!
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