Don't Try It ('Cause It Can't Be Done) Volo Bogtrotters
Now folks never say to yourself I'm the best There's nothing that I cannot do You'll find there are many when put [thru/to] the test Just listen I'll tell you a few
You can't hit a ball with a bat of your eye Don't try it 'cause it can't be done You can't take a goose and make gooseberry pie Don't try it 'cause it can't be done
You might find a beggar who never does beg You might raise a chicken without laying an egg But you can't raise a cow from the calf of your leg Don't try it 'cause it can't be done
You can't sail a ship without getting aboard Don't try it 'cause it can't be done You can't take the rattle all out of a Ford Don't try it 'cause it can't be done
You might find a barber who'll tell you just how You get a good shave from the blade of a plow But you cannot get milk from a gentleman cow Don't try it 'cause it can't be done
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