If your talking bird's repeating
What he hears while you are cheating
On your boyfriend there will be a nasty fight

So when your lover's over
And you're rolling in the clover
Make sure the bird is safely out of sight

Now before you grin and bear it
Lock the parrot in the garret
If your lover's coming over tonight

While you enjoy your lover's fitness
Don't forgot the winged witness
Who soon will bust you just for spite

For your boyfriend gets suspicious
When his parrot, quite malicious
Is heard echoing the sounds of your delight

So before you grin and bear it
Lock the parrot in the garret
If your lover's coming over tonight

While you're sucking faces
And sharing fond embraces
Your wildest fancy's taking flight

Just know that dirty bird
Is going to spread the word
Nothing you can say can make it right

So before you grin and bear it
Lock the parrot in the garret
If your lover's coming over tonight