The version my sister always brought home from Girl Scouts in the 60's: Oh, I was born At night one morn When the whistle rang, "Boom Boom"! You could fry a cake Or bake a steak When the mudpies are in bloom Do six and six make nine? Does ice grow on a vine? Is Old Black Joe an Eskimo In the Good Old Summertime? Oh, you loop-de-doop In your noodle soup Just to give your socks a shine! I'm sorry, judge; I stole the fudge; Three cheers for Auld Lang Syne! I cannot tell a lie I hocked an apple pie It's on a tree Beneath the sea Above the clear blue sky! If Easter Eggs Don't wash their legs Their children will have ducks I'd rather buy A lemon pie For 47 bucks (too much)! Way down in Barcelonia I jumped into the foam-ia But that was a bunch of baloney-a; Padrewski, blow your horn (toot! toot!) (Never heard of the Napoleon part - sounds neat, though!)
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