"I am reasonably sure that a fair few of the celebraty enjoy a circle jerk now and then, themselves." Good point. I'm sure there's fewer disappointingly mediocre circle-jerks amongst professional circle-jerkers. Otherwise here's a fragment of a brilliant old ballad I just collected: A circle-jerk a circle jerk A fiddley diddley doo You tickled my fancy mary dear and I did tickle yours too Bob and bill and sarah was there A fiddley diddley dee And if only there were more ye olde village traditions like this one then there'd be far fewer folk songs about unwanted pregnancies and suicide oh.
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