I met him in Venez-u-a-a-a-a-a-la
He was out to get my vote,
He offered a prize in the lottery,
A pair of silicone tits for me,
If I'd vote for him in Venez-u-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-la!

So I went to the poll and I cast my vote as required,
My Vote he did require,
And he was elected, I'm pleased to say,
I stood in the street and I shouted Hooray,
I'll get my new tits in Venez-u-a-a-a-a-a-la

But when I went down to his office to pick up my prize,
I got a big surprise,
All that I got was a padded bra,
I tell you girls, politicians are,
A right load of tits in Venez-u-a-a-a-la

FC