This song is NOT to be confused with "GHOST CHICKENS IN THE SKY", which you may have heard at youth camp... - Trapper BROAST ROBBERS Tune: Ghost Riders in the Sky by Stan Jones New Lyrics: Trapper (Al Boyce) 10/25/2010 A paper boy went bicycling one dark and windy day His trusty Schwinn he pedaled as he went upon his way When all at once a six foot bird with wattles and a comb Came strutting on the sidewalk - to block his route to home Cock-a-doodle doooo... (etc - rooster sounds) Broast Robber strutting by! He spun a cookie quickly, and turned his bike around His back wheel shot out gravel as it dug into the ground Dismayed he was as he pumped hard to retreat from the bird He saw two apes had blocked his path - and this is what he heard: OOO-oooh AAAH AHH Ahh AHH AHH (etc - monkey sounds) Monkey Biz blocked my ride! He tried to ride on by them, but one slugged him in the head He flew from off his bicycle, and lay there as though dead The other grabbed his trusty Schwinn, and the capon strutted near With his chicken legs he straddled, the bike he commandeered! Cock-a-doodle doooo... (etc - rooster sounds) Broast Robber biking by! The monkeys scattered northward and the chicken made tracks south They left the paperboy there, bikeless, with a swollen mouth There is no rhyme or reason, no moral for to tell Unless, if chased by chickens... or apes, then bike like hell! Cock-a-doodle doooo... OOO-oooh AAAH AHH Ahh AHH... Broast Robber biking by!
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