If people would listen to me! The world would run much better. My way of doing things is very much the best From the money you invest To the food that you digest It's wrong of people not to! 'Cause I'm the one that says they've got to! I know exactly what's right for everybody And exactly what everybody should want to be My advice is always free And as simple as ABC I merely insist that you agree That whatever is right for me That's the thing that's gotta be right for you! I'm the captain I'm the critic I'm the King I'm the judge and the referee I dont' like to raise my voice BUT PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID THAT I HAVE NO CHOICE! People should listen, people should listen, People should listen to ME!
I'd love to take credit for this, but it came from a record we had in the early sixties (which I think came from a tv special) called "Jack in the Beanstalk." The evil landlord sang it.
And I think I forgot a verse. Gimme a break! My brother broke the record in '72!
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