My family used to sing this song all the time...my grandfather especially knew the words. Sadly, he is dying with cancer and I can't remember all the words to it. Thought I'd put the ones I do remember in... if anyone actually knows all of it, it'd be great if they could put it in!


Oh! I was born one night one morn When the whistles rang Toot toot!
I can fry a cake and bake a steak(or snake) When the mud pies are in bloom
I'm up here in the bug house; I'm in an awful rut
My keeper says I'm crazy, But he is off his nut.

I'm just as sane as you are, And I can prove it too
Just listen to my lullaby You'll know I'm not cuckoo
If six and six are nine Does ice come from a mine?
Old Black Joe was an Eskimo And pork's from porcupine

Oh a pig or cow can bark meow But a goldfish likes to sing
I saw a frog swim up a log But he fell and broke his wing
If France is in Japan. Does milk come from a fan?
Paul Revere was fond of beer and so is your old man!

Oh they call me old Napoleon But I'm not him at all
I'm just a North Dakotian Come up from old Saint Paul
I know that camels sail the sea That we get honey from a flea
That every horse can climb a tree On the Road to Mandalay


Song repeats forever until you get tired of singing it...

-KB