Here's one from East Coast Story: There are three verses in which three politicians are trying to get sit-in demonstrators to move. I know the last two politicians are Ronald Reagan as then Governor of California and President Nixon. The tune is "Officer Krupke" and here is the Reagan verse: Dear kindly Ronald Reagan Forgive us if we're frank We saw you on the late show Like man, you really stank You lost one for the gipper You bombed in Brother Rat Sacra-mento Now look where you're at' Dear Governor Reagan We just gotta say Perhaps your worst performance Is your one here today We'd like to oblige you But one thing is clear You've laid an egg So we'll stay here We'll stay here We'll stay here We'll stay here, here, here We're sincere When we say we'll stay here!! I just remembered the third "politican" - it was J. Edgar Hoover and remember the second part of the verse: Dear J. Edgar Hoover We won't go to jail We've got a real smart lawyer who will free us on bail Before we're convicted And tossed in a cell We'll heist a plane And join Fidel! Join Fidel, join Fidel, we will join Fidel What the hell We'll split and join Fidel!!
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