I can't be the only one here who remembers "Golf Girl" by Caravan on their LP "In the Land of Grey and Pink", writen by Richard Sinclair:

Standing on a golf course dressed in PVC
I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin
For threepence you can buy one full right to the brim

So of course I had to have one, in fact I ordered three
So I could watch the golf girl and see she fancied me
And later on the golf course after drinking tea
It started raining golf balls and she protected me

Her name was Pat
And we sat under a tree
She kissed me
We go for walks
In fine weather
On the golf course
We talk in morse

By the way Caravan have just done a reunion concert in London, a few days ago, and it was filmed - for ITV, strangely !!