Hi! We sang the sexed up version back when I was about 6 or 7 in 1991 or 2, in Dublin. I remember half understanding it, and being fascinated by it, mainly coz I didn't wear dungarees or have my hair in curls, but was in love with the boy next door.

we are the dirty girls
we wear our hair in curls
we wear our dungarees down to to
our dirty knees

We don't smoke or drink
That's what our parents think
And when it comes to toys
We'd rather play with boys

you know the boy next door?
he got me on the floor,
he counted one - three & stuck it into me,
he counted one - ten & took it out again.

my father was surprised
to see my belly rise
my mother jumped for joy
it was a baby boy.