I know the problem! The internal TITLE says FIT 12, not FIT 16 - and everybody thought they'd already DONE Fit 12!!

kidding... I was distracted by Thanksgiving myself, then away on vacation, and then a funeral upon my return. But I'm BACK, with a new submission!

LONG LIVE THE SONG CHALLENGE!!! Thanks Mousethief!


THANKSGIVING BROWNIES
Tune: I've Been Working on the Railroad (Traditional)
New Words: Trapper (Al Boyce)


I've been baking up some brownies
All the live long day
I've been baking up some brownies
While the neighbors are away
It must be Thanksgiving morning
Broke in to warm up late last night
Then I hacked in their computer
To surf sex terrabytes!

Dinah won't you blow
Dinah won't you blow
Dinah, won't you blow his horn!
Dinah won't you blow
Dinah won't you blow
Dinah, won't you blow his horn!

Someone's in the chat room with Dinah
Someone's in the chat room, it's men!
Someone's in the chat room with Dinah
Strumming on her violin!

Fee fie fiddlie eye fen
Fee fie fiddlie eye fen
Fee fie fiddlie eye fen
Strumming on her violin!


Surfing porn gets mighty thirsty
All the live long eve
Surfing porn gets mighty thirsty
As the porn sites you perceive
Lucky they had lots of liquor
Ended my pornographic drought!
Put the rest into trash bag,
And then I passed right out!

[next day...]

Woke up with a freaking headache
Had to make some chow!
Woke up with a freaking headache
Had to eat right now!
I just found a box of brownies
And this Magnum 44
While I was chowing on the sofa
In came the guy next door!

Bud, I'm gonna blow
Bud, I'm gonna blow
Bud, I'm gonna blow your head (right off!)
Bud, I'm gonna blow
Bud, I'm gonna blow
Bud, I'm gonna blow your head!

Neighbor's gonna call the pigs now
Gotta dash before he comes back!
Neighbor's gonna call the pigs now
Where's I put my liquor sack?

Flee, fly, skiddley eye snack
Flee, fly, skiddley eye snack
Flee, fly, skiddley eye snack
Where'd I put my liquor sack?


I've been crashing at the neighbors
On Thanksgiving eve
Had a fun time at the neighbors
Too much to be believed!
Surfed some porn and had some brownies
Got drunk and took it on the lam!
Now to celebrate Thanksgiving -
With turkey at my Gram's!