Whoa, dude - there's ALWAYS another side to the story! GO ASK ELMO Tune: Go Ask Alice - Grace Slick New Words: Al Boyce (Trapper) Watching Bert and Ernie Baked as I could be When that small dude who talks funny Made my sanity go free I saw Elmo On Public TV So I thought I'd bang my drum set Along with Elmo's repartee "Elmo wants his milk now, Elmo wants his nice cookie." Twittered Elmo On Public TV As his mouth moved on the telly These words he spoke to me "Elmo thinks you're drumming sucks dude, Just a Ringo wanna-be" Thus spake Elmo From Public TV This set my rage on fire Elmo was trash-talking me! What had caused St.Elmo's ire? Why did we so disagree? F*cking Elmo! From Public TV I had to split the scene, man Make like an escapee Go down to Guitar Center And blow off this reverie Forget Elmo On Public TV Who is banging on the drum set? Who's that red guy that I see? A six foot tall Elmo Drumming to embarass me! It was Elmo! From Public TV! Blindly I charged Elmo Kill him, I'd guarantee! I smacked him in his eyeball I gouged him with my knee I fought Elmo! From Public TV! Then Elmo ripped his head off Pulled his hands off, one, two three! Then Elmo shoved me backwards Thru a glass case I didn't see Evil Elmo! From Public TV I lay here in my bed now Cut and bleeding as could be Doctor said I was nearly A double-amputee From fighting Elmo While on LSD! LSD! LSD!
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