Miss muff *clap clap clap*
miss muff *clap clap clap*
miss muff from california
sitting on a bench learning french (pretend to read book)
watching the clock go
tick tock tick tock banana's (clock motions with hands together)
tick tock tick tock banana's ( "                              ")
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
wipe them cobwebs of your knees. (pretends to wipe cobwebs)
all the girls in spain wash their knickers in the drain (slaps hip)
all the boys in france do the hula hula dance (hula dance)
and the dance they do is enough to tie a shoe (point to shoe)
and a shoe they tie is enough to tell a lie (waggle finger)
and the lie they tell is enough to ring a bell (pretend to ring bell)
and the bell they ring goes ( "         ")
DING A LING A LING. (grab friends shoulder and shake back and forth)

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