Let me see now, I think I learned the story from Johnny Keenan...

Come all ye sons of piety and listen to my durge
Some say its just a pack of lies, but its gosple every word
When God made father Adam, he laughed and he danced and he sang
and he tied off Adam's belly with a little piece of wang.

Now when the job was over, well God said, I've measured wrong
for when the wang was knotted it was just a bit to long
He said, I've made a BooBoo here, but I think I'l let it hang
so he left on Adam's belly, that little piece of wang.

Now when he finished Mother Eve, it bearly made him snort
For when the wang was knotted it was just a bit too short
He said, it leaves a bit of a gap, but I don't give a dang
she can fight it out with Adam for that little piece of wang

Now ever since that fateful day that human life began
there's been a constant struggle twixt the woman and the man
but if you ask the woman and the man they'll both agree...
that they don't care if that struggle lasts...
for all eternity

Sin e?
Lorcan