Your post is a flippant affront sir, and you are hiding behind a false name. I have a good suspicion as to whom you might be, and I am surprised you would find the time to engage in concocting such silly stories. I thought you were too much busy attempting to reduce the local supplies of strong spirits to absolute zero, whilst harassing the hired help and violating the rules of fashion. To use an old expression, I smell a rat.

*PR