This is my first time in the Mudcat Cafe. I just happened to stumble into this section. I just want you all to know how welcome you have made me feel. I am an obsessive purchaser of useless items that have no apparent use or value.

I have in my possession (I can't even remember how long) a pair of glasses. They are very special in that you lool into a pair of inverted triangle wedges that are attached to a kind of visor. Then you can look staight ahead and still see an item immediately in front of you. I have only worn them once. It is impossible to see an object in front of you, but fun to watch your feet move. I was getting into watching my feet moving faster and faster and could not see the tree.

It all ended well though, I located an excellent surgeon and the scars above my eyes are barely noticeable now.

Did I mention that I have been listing them for sale or free to a good home for the last 3 1/2 years?

Mcdo