G'day,
A few more from the bottom of the barrel:
Better an empty house than a bad tenant. - after farting.
Chatty, catty and scatty. - all tongue and claws and no sense.
Have you got death adders in you pockets? - said to a mean person.
He flings his money around like a man with no arms. - another meany.
One sniff of the bartenders apron and he's away. - easily intoxicated.
It'd blow a dog off a chain. - windy weather.
He's a leader of men (pause) and a follower of women. - derogatory reponse to the admiring.
I guess you're trying to tell me something. - in reply to : "Drop dead!"
Bcnu.