A MAD parody I memorised (50 yrs back):

I remember, I remember
The house where I was born,
The little bathroom down the passage
Where 19 fought each dawn;
My 13 brother hated me
My sisters thought the same
Ma never called me in to eat -
She didn't know my name.

I remember, I remember
The joys my schooling gave;
How I was late for infant class
Because I had to shave.
I think that I shall ne'er forget
A little girl named Sue;
I carried home her books from school:
Her boyfriend told me to.

Does anyone remember MAD's parody of Hiawatha making mittens????