That's true. I used to have cats and I don't have any now, but they are still stealing the pens. There is only ONE way to find all the pens you've lost. You've got to move. You've got to pack up everything you own, throw it in a truck and move cross town, if not halfway cross the country. Before you leave, when you look on the floor, or peer into the crevasses of the carpet, you will see all the pens you've lost over the years. They'll be oodles. Some people think this may not enough reason for such a drastic life change as moving out of your home; but if you wanna find those pens, that's the only way to do it.
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